Massive Bouncing Tennis Hooters

June 25 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls, Image Gallery

Obama is the Karate Kid

June 25 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, Politics

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Here’s that Gay Marriage Opponents Topless Photo

May 11 2009No Commented

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Story about a Picture

April 24 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Interesting, News

Most of us know the Pulitzer Prize winning picture of the young emaciated starving child, on her hands and knees being watched over by a vulture. However, a lot of poeple do not know what happened after the picture was taken.

Kevin Carter is the name of the South African photographer who took the picture. He started in sports photography and rose to prominence after his picture of a public execution by necklacing in South Africa.

Carter in 1993 went to southern Sudan to work photographing the civil war and local rebel movement. However, when he arrived, the horror of the famine caught his interest and he went about taking pictures and documenting the plight of the starving population. While working he found a young girl struggling on her way to a feeding center who had collapsed. Nearby was a well fed vulture, watching what was happening and playing the waiting game, allowing nature to take its course.

vulture_-_kevin_carterAccording to Carter, he waited for 20 minutes hoping that the vulture would spread it wings so that he would have a more dramatic picture. It never did, the vulture was more patient than Carter. Carter snapped the picture, chased the vulture away, and left the girl to her own devices.

Carter sold the picture to the New York Times where it was originally published. So many people inquired what happened to the girl the Times ran a special editors note saying that the girl had enough strength to walk away from the vulture, but her fate was unknown. On May 23, 1994 at Columbia University, Carter was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Feature Photography.

Other papers questioned his ethics. “The man adjusting his lens to take just the right frame of her suffering,” said the St Petersburg Times, “might just as well be a predator, another vulture on the scene.” People began to wonder aloud why he had not helped the girl, why he just took a picture then walked away.

He later confided in friends that he wanted help the girl, but reporters where told not to touch the local population out of fear of contracting any diseases. On July 27, 1994 he was found dead. He commited suicide and died died of carbon monoxide poisoning at the age of 33. The suicide note he left behind is a litany of nightmares and dark visions, self-analysis, explanation, excuse. His suicide note read:

“.. I am haunted by the vivid memories of killings & corpses & anger & pain … of starving or wounded children…”

The REAL reason Obama was so popular at G20….

April 20 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, News

President Barack Obama: So its settled…we blow off the meetings and meet up at "Ye Olde Shakey Buttz" at 6pm and make it rain on them bitches…

Italy’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi (at top): I’m down..

Russia’s President Dmitry Medvedev : now THATS a STIMULUS PACKAGE I can agree with..

Arab dude (overhearing their plans): They NEVER invite me to shit…


Obama: After the meeting I want you to get about 2 million of that stimulus money in ones for tonight..

Geithner: No problem Mr. President…


President Obama: Yeah its "Ye Olde Shakey Buttz" with a Z..we’re all meeting there…but don’t tell the arab dude..

MEANWHILE… WITH MICHELLE..


Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (Prince Charles’ wife):And what would you recommend?

Michelle Obama:The Desert Eagle .50 has the sufficient stopping power for motherfuckers who get too close..I swear by it

BACK WITH BARACK…


President Obama: Its called "Ye Olde Shakey Buttz" at 6pm..oh and don’t tell the arab..


President Obama: BUTTZ with a Z and its about 4 blocks from Buckingham Palace..bring your boys but remember not the arab dude okay…


Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi: GATDAYUM Barack! What the fuck did you eat?!?

President Obama: That was a good one..

Arab Dude: No invite to the strip club AND Obama farted…


The Arab Guy shouts an insult and angrily leaves the photoshoot..

Obama: Fuck you say about my momma?!? See thats why nobody likes your BITCHMADE ASS!

How to Pronounce Albert Pujols Name

April 19 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny

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Woman kept robber as sex slave

April 18 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, News, Odd

KALUGA, Russia, April 15 (UPI) — Russian police said a female hairdresser was arrested for allegedly keeping an unsuccessful armed robber bound as a sex slave for two days.

Web site Life.ru quoted police as saying the 32-year-old man entered the hair salon at about 5 p.m. March 14, brandished a gun and demanded money from workers and customers, The Moscow Times reported Wednesday.

However, the 28-year-old hairdresser, who had martial arts training, disarmed the man and bound him hair-dryer cord.

Police told Life.ru that the woman then allegedly kept the man gagged and handcuffed to a radiator for 48 hours. She is accused of forcing him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times.

The woman let her prisoner go March 16 and he went to police after seeking treatment for injuries to his genitals.

The Web site said the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser to be brought up on charges for “actions of a sexual nature.” The woman filed a complaint the next day seeking armed robbery charges against the man.

“I don’t know what’s going to happen now,” Life.ru quoted a police source as saying. “We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault.”

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/04/15/Police-Woman-kept-robber-as-sex-slave/UPI-39771239833225

The Best Strip Club Ever

April 16 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, Girls, Video

How Kissing Works

April 14 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls, Interesting

When you really think about it, kissing is pretty gross. It involves saliva and mucous membranes, and it may have historical roots in chewed-up food. Experts estimate that hundreds or even millions of bacterial colonies move from one mouth to another during a kiss. Doctors have also linked kissing to the spread of diseases like meningitis, herpes and mononucleosis.

Yet anthropologists report that 90 percent of the people in the world kiss. Most people look forward to their first romantic kiss and remember it for the rest of their lives. Parents kiss children, worshippers kiss religious artifacts and couples kiss each other. Some people even kiss the ground when they get off an airplane.

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Who has killed more, Satan or God?

April 14 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny

According the Bible, who has killed more, God or Satan? God wins in a landslide: 2,038,334 to 10. To be fair, if Satan wrote a book, it would detail more of his escapades than the Bible.

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The Illinois Enema Bandit

April 14 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, News, Odd

Michael Kenyon seemed to be a normal person, he attended the University of Illinois from 1965 though 1969, majored in accounting, and was a cross-country runner. What he rose to fame for was forcibly administered enemas to at least two dozen victims, mostly female students. He became known as The Enema Bandit, also known as “the Champaign enema bandit”, or the “ski masked bandit”.

His earliest attacks were in April 1966 in Champaign, Illinois, using a ski mask to hide his face, he would break into a woman’s room, tie her up and get to work with his rubber tubing and bag of water. In April 1966, at 3:15 am, he came in through the window, gun in hand, to administer enemas to two sisters, aged 16 and 18. After stealing $70 from their father’s wallet, he left them, tied with pieces of bedsheet, but with a promise to call the police within 15 minutes to free them, a promise he kept.

300px-combination_enema_and_douche_syringeHis method of operation was to steal a single item from each victim, then when he would leave his victim trussed and terrified. So he was cleaning them out in 2 different ways. He would on occasion phone the police to brag about his crime. His greatest attack was on five sorority girls. He administered four enemas, at gun point, but locked the fifth girl in a closet, after telling her she was too ugly. She later had to drop out of the University, and received psychological counseling to recover from this cruelest of all insults.

The attacks ended in Champaign, but began in Manhatten, KS, Norman, OK and Los Angeles, CA. The enema bandit had been drafted, and was on his way to Vietnam. Today it would be easy to track him: a member of the small set of people that made this move within the time range. As his crimes were posted around the country, enema attacks were Occurring in Los Angeles, Manhattan KS, and Norman OK. He even administered one enema to a girl while traveling on a train to florida.

By May 1974, the Bandit was back on home ground, attacking many University of Illinois coeds in a single night. The police made little progress in tracking him down until Kenyon was arrested in ‘75 connection with two robberies in Southern Illinois. A witness noticed that the method of breaking and entering was identical to the Enema Bandit and Kenyon was charged with armed robbery and battery. He ended up serving 6 years in prison and was paroled in 1981. He was found to be legally sane, and pled guilty to six counts of armed robbery in December, 1975. He was sentenced to six to twelve years in prison.

A former FBI agent, who researched the case for a national magazine, noted that Kenyon was a subscriber to Enema Digest, a specialist magazine for devotees of water sports. There is no record of further enema crimes since 1981.

The Enema Bandit became the subject of Frank Zappa’s song “The Illinois Enema Bandit”.

Friend Bites Man’s Penis Off In Row

April 14 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, News, Odd

A Polish man is facing up to 10 years in prison for biting off his friend’s penis during a row. And not only did man bite off the penis, he swallowed it too!

A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.

teethrex_175x125Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.

‘He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,’ he said.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian’s missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.

‘If we’d had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,’ said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2

Rosie O’Donnell camel toe

April 14 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, Girls

I thought the gays were supposed to be stylish.


Note the apparent vaginal discharge:

Better shot of the beer belly

Tennis Battle

April 11 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls

If there were ever a reason to watch a tennis match, it would definitely be because of these two

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Large Firm Breasts

April 10 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls, Image Gallery

The distinct curve of the female breasts, their sensitivity to touch, give them an aesthetic and a functionality that are distinctly feminin. The female breast is a visible, tangible and beautiful feature of the female body.

A great deal of sensual appeal centers on the female breast. Women tend to view their breasts through the reflection of their desirability to men. I like that.

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Extreme Sheep LED Art

April 10 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Funny, Video

I suppose if you are a sheep herder in Whales you may have a bit of spare time on your hands and a lack of things to do. So what to do? Attach LEDs to sheep and make designs on the hills


Tila Tequila lets it all hang out

April 10 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls, Image Gallery

Tila Tequila - One Sunset Lounge - Apr 2009 showing off her funbags

Click her to see the rest of the gallery

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Are Russian cheerleaders hot?

March 23 2009No Commented

Categorized Under: Girls, Image Gallery

What do the cheerleaders in Russia look like? Click the girl to see a whole gallery of them to help you decide.

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